I'm back y'all. I went to Birmingham this past weekend to see "Phantom of the Opera." Amazing.
I've seen it twice before and once on Broadway, and this production was just as good, if not better, than the Broadway one I saw.
I only got one question after my appeal for reader questions last week.
Elise, a graduate student in communicative disorders, writes: "What would you recommend wearing as far as shoes and accessories with scrubs? I have to wear red or blue scrubs everyday and they are so boring. Any advice?"
I think it really depends on what your job is. Some places require you to wear closed-toe shoes, which I'm assuming your place of work probably does.
Tennis shoes would probably be the most comfortable, and since you are already decked out in scrubs, I'm guessing you're not too worried about messing up a cute outfit.
Tennis shoes would be fine.
However, if you do want to try something different and cute, shop online for some cute flats. Tory Burch offers a big selection of really cute (and very popular) flats, but they're a bit pricey - you are going to pay at least $200.
For something cheaper, try Zappos.com. Their selection is enormous, so I'm sure you could find something you like. Some of their flats are fugly, but there are some gems.
Since I only received one question submission, I'll move on to talking about some faux pas I saw this weekend.
We went shopping (of course), and while out I saw a woman wearing a black-and-white printed sun dress that came to just below her knees.
It wasn't amazing, but it wasn't that awful either. My eyes panned down, and I saw she was wearing black high-heeled sandals. Fug.
What's worse? She paired them with nothing other than ankle socks, ladies and gentlemen. Ankle socks.
Not the kind you wear to work out, but the thin kind with the little fold at the top that come up to just above your ankle bone.
I literally stopped in my tracks.
What would possess her to wear socks with high heels and a short sundress?
I have seen thick wool socks paired with high heels and dress pants, and while I'm not a huge fan of that look, I can see how it could be pulled off.
But this? This was just wrong. She broke the cardinal rule of not wearing socks with sandals, and to add insult to severe injury, her sandals had three-inch heels. Vom vom vom vom vom.
Going out in downtown Birmingham is like a box of old, somewhat moldy, sketchy chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. We went to a club on the South side Saturday night and it was trashy-females central.
I'm talking heavy eyeliner, white eye shadow, bell-bottomed-jeans-circa-1997 trashy. It was awful, but it was also fun to sit in judgment. I'm not going to lie.
Several of these girls were donning the ever-so-popular faded, flared and too-tight jeans with a black studded belt and tank top. At the club.
What? I'm sure we all remember those belts with two rows of the little silver-lined holes all the way around them.
I too owned one. In middle school. The way the belted jeans sit cuts off the line of the body and makes people look shorter and fatter than they really are.
If you're wearing jeans to a club, they better be skinny jeans, and they better be paired with cute flats or, preferably, four-inch heels. Honestly.
And guys weren't dressed up or dressed out at all.
Much like the Grove, the favorite seemed to be polo with jeans or polo with khakis.
Or screen tee with ratty, holey jeans. Not much to say here other than "ew," so I'll move on.
Next week: Special Halloween edition! Halloween costumes are not exempt from scrutiny.
I'll be at a couple parties this weekend, and I'll be watching you, slutty nurse/princess/bunny rabbit.
Until then, majorly yours.